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Old Dec 8th 2011, 09:43 AM   #1
  Feb 2010
  Snead, Alabama
I had no idea I was this bad until I heard myself on video talking to my deer. When some of you big burley guys out there talk to your deer, does it happen to be in the most fruity, girlish, ok I'll say it,,, Gayest voice or am I the only one. Now I'm not coming out of the closet by any means on a public forum. I am a happily married man, but something has got to give! I heard myself on her video and said "WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT F@G"? My wife said that's YOU talking to your girls. I was instantly HORRIFIED! Nobody is going to buy deer from me talking like that! AM I THE ONLY ONE??? I need help! What do I do? I tried a more MANLY voice the next time I was in my pen and all my deer took off running. So I have to continue this stupid voice I have created if I want my deer anywhere around me. Now every time I do it, I get tickled at myself and start laughing for no reason. Alright, let's put our guards down make fun of each other for a minute. Go ahead! My skin is thick!

Or, Am I the only one?
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 10:02 AM   #2
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  Aug 2009
  Winnsboro, LA
Yep,...Your the only one!! That's funny stuff- Jason
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 10:39 AM   #3
  Apr 2009
  Fombell PA
No way would you ever catch me talking to my deer in a gay better seek some help......that was funny...funny .....funny!! Thanks Chad, you just made me feel a little better...Lol!
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 10:59 AM   #4
  Jul 2010
  Waynesboro, Pa 17268
Its probably a good thing that you talk California to em because im sure like the rest of the country they wouldn't understand Alabama talk. Up dear in dem woooods yah see! LOL Good times! Always enjoy talking to you guys down there when you talk slow enough for me to understand. LOL

Great Guy Chad thanks for this one. I have my own story but im going let you take the blunt of this for a little while yet.
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 02:40 PM   #5
  Apr 2009
  Polk, PA located in west central pa
As long as you don't tell everyone else you should be fine.
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 03:55 PM   #6
  Apr 2009
  Between shipshy and Indy
Chad You got me wondering if i do this. So tonight i listened to myself and i have to say your on your own on this one. I wouldnt admit it even if I did talk like that, especially on a public forum to hundreds of people.LOL.

Sooo how do your bucks react when you talk this way to them.
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 04:11 PM   #7
  Oct 2010
  Hatley, WI

Maybe you can post the video and we can decide then!!!!
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 04:55 PM   #8
  Feb 2010
  Snead, Alabama
I aint kiddin ya'll, I'm never speaking to my deer again. Now let me go crawl under my rock. Heck, if you can't make fun of yourself, who can ya?
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Old Dec 8th 2011, 06:49 PM   #9
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  May 2009
  Tuscaloosa, Alabama

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I would never talk to my "girls" that way..LOL.. My wife says that i talk sweeter to my deer than i do her.. And you know what, she is right!! And i don't care what anybody thinks..Lol..My girls are my girls..If you talk sweet to them they stick to AI everytime ..You better try it!!!!
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Old Dec 13th 2011, 08:30 AM   #10
  Nov 2010
  Houston, TX
BS, everyone talks to their girls that way, and everyone has at least one buck they talk to that way.

I don't know about the gay thing...maybe more like "baby" talk though.

Ain't nuttin wrong wit that. Hell I'd wrestle and play with all my deer if my wife would let me.
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Old Dec 13th 2011, 11:19 AM   #11
  Feb 2010
  Snead, Alabama

Yeah, maybe I could have used a better word than gay. I'm sure it sounds a lot worst to me than anyone else. It's like I'm calling in a herd of toddlers not deer. I know there are some wives out there that are saying " I could so bust my husband right now". I have heard this out of other farmers too. But none that would admit it. Like Richard said, if all my girls stick to AI, I will talk to them any way I want.
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