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Old Jan 1st 2011, 08:48 AM   #1
 
  Aug 2009
  Montevallo, Alabama
My two brothers and I began deer farming a year ago. For Christmas, one brother gave us all a framed copy of "You Might Be a Deer Farmer if". It's pretty funny and true. You guys add some more to it.



If you know what the term "open doe" and "backup buck" means, you might be a deer farmer.



If one of your favorite pass times is discussing straws of semen and the latest pesticide to combat EHD, you might be a deer farmer.



If you have ever wrestled a drowsy deer to the ground while your buddy inserted a cidr, you might be a deer farmer.



If you have ever been hit in the stomach by a deer running full speed because you wer trapped in the alleyway during the night and utter darkness, you might be a deer farmer.



If the bumer sticker on your truck reads "Rolex Rules", you might be a deer farmer.



If you have ever stalked throught the woods at 2:30 a.m. armed with a dart gun as you track a stubborn doe, you might be a deer farmer.



If you have ever found yourself on the bottom of a push wall after being run over by a crazy deer, you might be a deer farmer.



If you hear the term "AI" and suddenly have visions of reaping cash rewards, you might be a deer farmer.



If during the month of November you spend more time handling the private parts of a doe than those of your own wife, you might be a deer farmer.
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Old Jan 1st 2011, 08:53 AM   #2
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