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What Political Party are your deer?

Joined Mar 2009
887 Posts | 0+
Blairstown, LA
My deer sleep most of the day.



They have their food prepared for them. Fawns eat whenever they want, 24/7/365. The adults have their meals provided to them no cost to them. They can snack all day on other deer goodies. (Forbes, browse, graze and hay) They visit the Dr. for their checkups before trips, and again during the year when necessary. They can even get a Dr. for a house call and on the week ends if any medical need arises. For this they pay nothing and nothing much is required of them.



They live in the country, a nice neighborhood, with a barn that is much larger

than my house, but they are not required to do any upkeep. If they make a mess or tear something up, someone else cleans it up. They have many their choice of places to sleep. Cozy hay filled sheds and hutches in the winter, cool leaf beds in the summer. They receive these accommodations absolutely free. They are living like royalty and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of these costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.



I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick on the

head, Holy Crap!, my deer are democrats!
 
my deer have no official attachment to any political party, .......

the closest thing I can compare them to is college students.
 
And if you notice, most college students are pretty liberal.



We had a friend that told us a joke about a liberal college student - the daughter was on her Dad's case for his conservative views telling him he needed to share more of the wealth etc. His comeback to her was then she should be willing to give her room mate, who partied all the time and got terrible grades, half of her grades. Her "A' would be a C etc. Of course she said no way - I worked for those grades! -- Exactly! Point made!
 
Scott... I think mine are just unregistered voters :) More like prison inmates waiting at the gate for thier bread and water! :D
 
My deer keep pushing for gun control....they don't even want me to own a gun!