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dearjohn · Jun 11, 2012

I was eating breakfast with my 7-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is February 20th this year?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She's a smart kid. So, I pressed on asking "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Washington, Lincoln, etc..

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

dearjohn · Jun 11, 2012

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why then did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot

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