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If you have traces of deer poop under your fingernails.........you might be a redneck

If your house is surrounded by an 8' tall fence.........you might be a redneck

If you have 10 playpens in your living room with fawns in them.........you might be a redneck

If you clean your dart gun with a gleem in your eyes.........you might be a redneck

If you have photos of all your fawns on the mantle.........you might be a redneck

If you have a $30K horse trailer with the living quarters removed to haul more deer.........you might be a redneck

If you have a "sharps" container in your kitchen.........you might be a redneck

If you self administer a dose of LA-200 when you have the flu.........you might be a redneck

If your trauma kit contains 4 bottles of super-glue.........you might be a redneck

If you miss your grandson's kindergarten gratuation because you were waiting for Maxbo fawns to be born.........you might be a redneck
 
Scott Heinrich said:
If you have traces of deer poop under your fingernails.........you might be a redneck

If your house is surrounded by an 8' tall fence.........you might be a redneck

If you have 10 playpens in your living room with fawns in them.........you might be a redneck

If you clean your dart gun with a gleem in your eyes.........you might be a redneck

If you have photos of all your fawns on the mantle.........you might be a redneck

If you have a $30K horse trailer with the living quarters removed to haul more deer.........you might be a redneck

If you have a "sharps" container in your kitchen.........you might be a redneck

If you self administer a dose of LA-200 when you have the flu.........you might be a redneck

If your trauma kit contains 4 bottles of super-glue.........you might be a redneck

If you miss your grandson's kindergarten gratuation because you were waiting for Maxbo fawns to be born.........you might be a redneck
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All classics :D
 
Reed, You are just jealous I have the cute doe!



Allen, I always envisioned you scolding the buck in avatar for not playing well with others.



You must be a redneck if Jay can crack on you!
 
You might be a redneck if...... The hardest decision you have had to make in life is...a buck or doe fawn out of..... choice buck or doe from XL and Xtreme....and you change you mind every other minute...And argue both points with yourself.

You might be a redneck...
 
YES it does. But that is a qualification we all would like to have on our redneck resume. Congrats are in order. Allen
 
That`s gonea leave a bad taste in your mouth !!! :eek: Steve I hope that`s Texas beef and not Ohio beef. :p
 
We were at a rodeo this weekend and i learned how to tell if it's a Mexican bull..... it will have guacamole all over it's rear end.
 
Whitetail Sanctuary said:
Droptine so is that how u get mad cow disease ?????????????????:eek:
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Yea we tried serving Oprah some Anus burgers when she came down here :D
 
You might be a red neck deer farmer if You got stopped by a state trooper.

He asked you if you had an I.D.

And you said, 'Bout What?'
 

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