You might be a Canadian deer farmer if you post on this forum and then you have to go back and edit out the word "eh?" thats at the end of every sentence!
You betcha!
You betcha!You might be a Redneck Deerfarmer.....
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getting windy here ,you might be red neck if you put up new fence in front, under big dead elm tree blowing around !! they be fine you might be red neck if you do!!
You might be a RN Farmer if you send your 8 year-old son through the chute to demonstrate how it works to someone on a farm tour even though you and your son both know that when the floor drops, his nuts will be what is holding his feet off the floor.
even though you and your son both know that when the floor drops, his nuts will be what is holding his feet off the floor.Or if you cut a deer open and realized you are short on suture so you rob some fishing line from your boat to finish the deal.
If you've considered running your does around in the pen hoping to stress them into
having earlier fawns to increase your hopes of having AI'D babies !!!! (tough year 3 out of 8 and two were singles)
having earlier fawns to increase your hopes of having AI'D babies !!!! (tough year 3 out of 8 and two were singles)
You might be a redneck deerfarmer if your boss is about to fire you cause you keep leaving work to make sure hoe doe hasn't ran cover buck to death..
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Droptine said:You might be a redneck deer farmer if you get confused on what thread your on and post pictures of your bucks
Too funny.
You might be a redneck if you have written down even just one idea from this thread to make your farm run a little smoother!
If your smile is about as toothy of a smile as a deer's... you might be a redneck!
If your smile is about as toothy of a smile as a deer's... you might be a redneck!
you know you're a redneck junior deer farmer when you get your mom a pair of earings for her birthday that have numbers in them...
You might be a redneck if you give your vet a bucket to collect the doe-in-heat urine while he is doing the AI.He is getting really good at getting the bucket under her quick.We do sell deer scent so its like gold i dont know if that would even make it any less redneck.The scary part is reading all these post i think have done 75% of them.
"I AIN'T 'ever " said I WASN'T a redneck!!!" (spelling intentional). I just worked with the Sons of the Confederacy to place a Confederate headstone on my great-great grandpa's grave. It had previously been an unmarked grave. Marcus Edward Linton, 18th Tennessee Vol. Infantry. Wounded at the battle of Buzzard's Roost, Georgia. His dad, J.B. Linton was with the 24th Tn. Vol's. ...On my Taylor side my great grandfather, Edward Elias Taylor AND his father, James was with the 7th Illinois Inf., Union Army. James recruited four vol's for the 7th Il. Himself, two sons and a nephew. The nephew, Newton Taylor was K.I.A. against the confederate forces.
You might be a redneck, if ya kiss your fawns good nite and ask your wife what`s she`s making you for breakfast.
NO french kissing ZZ !!!! Those little teeth are sharp !!!!
NO french kissing ZZ !!!! Those little teeth are sharp !!!!
