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Chillicothe, Missouri
You might be a Redneck Deerfarmer.....
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Chillicothe, Missouri
You might be a red neck if You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
You might be a red neck deer farmer if, to catch rabbits,you hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.
Joined Apr 2009
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You might be a redneck deer farmer if there are tornado warnings...Your electric goes out and you yell NOT ON WENDESDAY NO RESERVE...grab your lap top thinking you can out smart the storm and can still bid...not thinking about needing your electric for the modem
somebody got my deal
You might be a redneck deer farmer if you warm milk up on your grill at 3AM 'cause you still don't have power
somebody got my dealYou might be a redneck deer farmer if you warm milk up on your grill at 3AM 'cause you still don't have power
Joined Apr 2009
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My boyfriend said ....Ya might be a redneck deer farmer if ...your driving down the road... see a beautiful gazebo for sale and someone states that it would make a great deer feeder...
states that it would make a great deer feeder...You might be a redneck deer farmer if you call home from work to ask the wife how the "babies" are doing and you haven't even clocked in.
YMBARDF... if you do the happy dance in the pen after checking the *** of a fawn!
YMBARDF... if you have ever hunted from a stand inside the pen for the ones outside!
YMBARDF... if your idea of coonhunting is setting an alarm for 3am and firing at the feeders from the bedroom window!
Need I say Guilty, guilty, guilty, and uhhh guilty!
YMBARDF... if you do the happy dance in the pen after checking the *** of a fawn!
YMBARDF... if you have ever hunted from a stand inside the pen for the ones outside!
YMBARDF... if your idea of coonhunting is setting an alarm for 3am and firing at the feeders from the bedroom window!
Need I say Guilty, guilty, guilty, and uhhh guilty!
Joined Apr 2009
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Edgar, WI
I didn't want to start a new thread just for this so I put it on here. I got this in an email and I got a kick out of it. So true though. I know there are a couple of you who fly or have flown in the past, so maybe you will get a kick out of it to.
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All the dramatics associated with the latest death of the Continental Captain:
Reminds me of a story, years ago, when a Braniff B747 Captain died en route from Honolulu to Dallas. The First Officer made the routine landing at DFW, did the paper work, and drove home.
In one corner of Braniff Operations, a large group of Captains was huddled, all marveling at how a First Officer was able to land the huge aircraft without the Captain's supervision.
In an opposite corner, a large group of First Officers was huddled, all marveling at how the First Officer even noticed that the Captain was dead.
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All the dramatics associated with the latest death of the Continental Captain:
Reminds me of a story, years ago, when a Braniff B747 Captain died en route from Honolulu to Dallas. The First Officer made the routine landing at DFW, did the paper work, and drove home.
In one corner of Braniff Operations, a large group of Captains was huddled, all marveling at how a First Officer was able to land the huge aircraft without the Captain's supervision.
In an opposite corner, a large group of First Officers was huddled, all marveling at how the First Officer even noticed that the Captain was dead.
You might be a redneck deer farmer if you find yourself wreching on the ground because you tried to get the fawn bottlefeeding done quicker by holding a bottle between your knees.
Here is a link to the REDNECK VIDEO i made for all the deer farmer users.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6aNCWHnubo
We want your redneck deer farmer photos!!!
Send me your photos and in 20-30 days i will make another video with he photos tied in.
Make shure the photos are in full size.
My email is [email protected]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6aNCWHnubo
We want your redneck deer farmer photos!!!
Send me your photos and in 20-30 days i will make another video with he photos tied in.
Make shure the photos are in full size.
My email is [email protected]
You might be a redneck deerfarmer if... you and your partner decide to take a ride at night inside the new deer hauling trailor to make sure it has enough airflow to keep the deer alive through transportation.
one ride is not redneck that's just being prepared,
now more than one ride and with the whole family, a dog and you argue who has to drive......thats redneck
now more than one ride and with the whole family, a dog and you argue who has to drive......thats redneck
