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Doctor's lingo, translated:
"let's go ahead and take care of that"="I'm planning a trip to Costa Rica, I want this to be finished before I go."
"let me look at your medical history"="I need to make sure you paid your bill the last time you were here."
"let's schedule another appointment"="I have a tee time in 30 minutes, I have to get out of here."
"I have good news and bad news"="the good news is I'm getting a new BMW, the bad news is you're paying for it."
"let's run another test."="I still have no idea what is wrong with you."
"give me a call next week."="I hope that this thing you have clears up by then and I'll look like a hero."
"this might hurt a little."="the last two patients with this procedure bit their tongues off!"
"do you think your conditions are caused by stress?"="you're a nutcase, and I need to find a way to split the profits with your shrink!"
"I want to run one more test"="I'm going to go home tonight and look this up on WebMD!"
"let's go ahead and take care of that"="I'm planning a trip to Costa Rica, I want this to be finished before I go."
"let me look at your medical history"="I need to make sure you paid your bill the last time you were here."
"let's schedule another appointment"="I have a tee time in 30 minutes, I have to get out of here."
"I have good news and bad news"="the good news is I'm getting a new BMW, the bad news is you're paying for it."
"let's run another test."="I still have no idea what is wrong with you."
"give me a call next week."="I hope that this thing you have clears up by then and I'll look like a hero."
"this might hurt a little."="the last two patients with this procedure bit their tongues off!"
"do you think your conditions are caused by stress?"="you're a nutcase, and I need to find a way to split the profits with your shrink!"
"I want to run one more test"="I'm going to go home tonight and look this up on WebMD!"