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You might be a Redneck Deerfarmer.....

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CurtisLloyd

Joined Apr 2009
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Tobin Lake, Saskatchewan
The criteria for the forum is you must think what you did DC would have done..... You might be a Redneck deer farmer if.....





You might be a Redneck deer farmer if you can remember all you deer birthdays, their sires,dams grand dams, grand sires....the weather on the day they were born, where in the pen you picked them up,but call your wife dear because you can't remember her name.You might be a Redneck deer farmer.
 
ok curtis i play you must be red neck if you got oats, and trees, groing in bed of new ford pickup. you dont clean out till you take wife to walmart and embarass her ,go home she cleans your truck for you it either okie or redneck:eek:
 
You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you milk your favorite doe, get some good pictures, and then when you get to Walmart you find that there was no film in the camera!:D
 
You might be a redneck deer farmer if you bought semen and when the tank came you took the straws and put them in your freezer for storage:eek::eek::eek:

That wouldn't be so funny except I have heard it has happened.



You might be a redneck deer farmer if you taste your deer feed sometimes. Oh wait that one is me:eek::eek::eek:
 
You might be a redneck if you spend more money on deer medicine and food for deer than you do on yourself...and your deer are insured for more than you are...:rolleyes:
 
you also migh be red neck if you think foxvalley makes better pancakes.you might be red neck if you spend 20 gas to go save coupl bucks on feed:eek:
 
ikoff said:
You also might be a redneck if your best doe turns out to be a ho.:eek:
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you are redneck if hoe doe turns out was a buck!:eek:and your still hoping for fawns!
 
You might be a redneck Deer Farmer if you take more pictures of your deer than you do of your own kids :)
 
You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you drive 15 hours to PA on Tuesday and then turn around and drive 15 hours back to MO on Wednesday to pick up 1 doe fawn started on bottle...



Yes, we did that this year.





Later
 
You might be a redneck deerfarmer if you drive all the way to Todd Morgan's house/office for a "Wednesday Night No Reserve Auction"
 
You might be a redneck deer farmer if you bottle-feed your fawns in the morning and then put the leftover milkreplacer on your kid's cereal.:eek:
 
You might be a redneck if you call someone a redneck thikin' they were talking to one redneck when I was talkin to another redneck;)

I was talking to Steve about the picture thing...:D
 
You might be a redneck if you invite your wife out to the deer pen to spend some "quality time" together.:D



If you day dream of your does rolling in the hay with Maxbo... you might be a deer farming redneck!



If you haved ever considered collecting or intercepting... you might be a redneck!



If you have tried to get your family doctor to write you a prescription for telezol... you might be a deer farmer redneck.



If you are pimp tracking hoe doe info on a calendar you might be deer farming redneck.



If you handle starts with a D :rolleyes:and ends with a C :eek::Dyou might be a deer farmin' redneck.



Hey Roger, I have tasted feed too.:p If it ain't good enough for me then not good enough for my girls and antlered ones.



Guys! This is a funny thread! Keep 'em comin'!
 
Iknow all these red necks, you might be a redneck if you spend 16 hrs a day looking at deer farmer.com
 
you guilty!!! you might be a redneck deerfarmer if you spend your paycheck every week on W-E you might be a redneck if you park boat out in rain let deer have the shelter, when they dont get out of rain,
 

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