A Great Guy

I Don't Care Who Ya Are, That There Is Funny!!!!

dreamranch said:

Picture as requested. What a great looking guy with a wife that loves him and cooks for him.

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I think this should be your signature Tim! It's shows a side FEW want to see!

Will,

I hope you could email that to me. I was thinking I might put it on my cards. If you guys could think of a slogan I could use with that picture, please post it. Well its off to feed the deer and Woo meeting in Tulsa.

Wishing all a great weekend,

Tim

Tim always says that he and I have the best looking women in the deer industry. I have to agree! Tim give Tina a hug for me

there is way to much lovin going here. I think we need to take bets on who will give it up first, Tim or Will? My money is on Will!!

Hey Tim, how about "DickeyDo" Whitetails.... That picture would set off the name. You could name your best spike buck WILL DREAM.... and your best buck every year "BIG RICKY". We all know that Big Ricky has to carry the mail for the BAMA BOYS...

P.S. Tim you are the wind beneath my wings, my inspiration, my mentor, my when I grow up I want to be. I LOVE YOU MAN....

Slogan........ If your border is not open this could happen to you.

Tim Condict said:

Will,

I hope you could email that to me. I was thinking I might put it on my cards. If you guys could think of a slogan I could use with that picture, please post it. Well its off to feed the deer and Woo meeting in Tulsa.

Wishing all a great weekend,

Tim

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Double T Whitetails

Preparing for Famine



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Double T Whitetails

I cheated at Fat Camp



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Double T Whitetails

We put the F in Fat



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Double T Whitetails

Large and in Charge



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Tim Condict

Not your every day Fat Guy



thats all I have right now.

Hey Tim & Will,

I was just perusing...looking for research for some articles... and there it was! The idea just hit me! I could stop writing for the next entire 3 issues of Deer Tracking, if you two would just take over!!! You have fine writing skills! Politically correct and acceptable! Honest to a fault! Seeing the good in others! Willing to step up and be helpful!



You are just the two to prove to the industry that there are still some really good, loving, comnpassionate deer farmers in this amazing industry!

Please reply with your resume or a CV of your experience as writers, published or personal...Perhaps there is a poet in one of you just ready to break out!! Deer Farming poetry could be good for public relations!

I look forward to hearing from one or both of you!

Tim, once you've adapted a motto you can use it on that new hunting product you've been keeping secret...you know...the doe BLOAT call. Many things you do others just don't have the stomach for. This might be the one example of not wanting to keep the wind at your back.

Come on Richie!!! You saw I was winning the first one. Have faith in me! I hang in there like a hair in a bisquit!!!!!

Michael,

Only a person with your last name would think of that name for my ranch. Sorry I forgot to hug you todaY WHEN YOU LEFT. You might want to tell Will what I was carrying at WOO meeting! Also don't set your sights so high as to want to be like me. You would be setting yourself up for disappointment. Didn't you read what Will said. You are so kind and sweet and your soft voice should be used as a beacon for lost ships. Beautiful; man; beautiful and I love you so much.

Curtis,

How about , Tim Condict about to blow up over border issue.

Todd,

Those are all great and I don't think I have seen the last of you on this thread.

Oh Deer,

All we have to say is OH DEAR!! How about a colum: Will and Tim with "THE REDNECK SPIN" Did I mention (in public and where Randy could see) how much I love you. I really do! I love Randy and your whole family too, but I really love you.(she has alot of courage)

Scrape,

What can I say. Hope you didn't mess up my production surprise. I probably have actually told you I love you!! You have to admit a belly like that helps keep you feet planted. Well I gota go take some bakin soda or malox.

I do love all you guys and I mean that. Hope you all are having a wonderful weekend. Preping for another Al Gore here. Thats what we call a blizzard here. Hey another marketing idea for dairy queen An Al Gore Blizzard.

Tim I got to tell you that if you use the picture from Will I want 50% of all the profits. That is a real picture of my body, he just put your head on it. Or I will let you buy it for a one time fee of 500,000. Just don't tell anyone that the sexy body is mine. I don't want all the northern breeders wives hounding me. That will only cause problems. I know how jealous you guys can get.

richie richie richie ....your assuming all those northern breeders wives don't have the same thing at home.

Tim, man I'm sorry you didn't get your hug too... Poor Tina....

Will, I think you need to do an inventory on your Dream Ranch bags. Tim was sporting one of them around at the WOO meeting. Said he whipped your azz and took it from you and you were crying like a little girl.

Richie, if that is our body, then you might want to try some bloatgard. I think it is needed. lol

Here is the you tube video of when we finally got to go home from the hospital after being there 23 days and missing the top 30 sale. Here is your weekly update Tim. Click the link below.

That was awesome Will! Congrats big time!

But warning, they grow fast and they won't be kids for long. Enjoy it now

Congrats Will. I can tell your a proud daddy.

Will, forget life as you knew it,those are some good loking boys! You the man.

If you can do it in your state, buy your twin boys a lifetime hunting license. I did it but I waited until my son was 12 years old. You'll have hunting buddies for the rest of your life.