A Great Guy

I got this in an email and instantly thought of Tim. Love ya man!





Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.





This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.



The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.



About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.



Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.



Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.



Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.



Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!



There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.



Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom

Roger, that is my family's story. I can't believe you would sell me out like that....lol My dads brothers uncles cousin married my sisters sisters aunts nieces brothers sisters friend up in your neck of the woods once. They had a son named ROGER. They lived in a small one dog town named Edgar, WI. He married a fine lil hottie. She must have been blind though... Sounds like our familys might have something in common... Love ya Bro... lmao

You asked for it here it is.

PRICELESS, truely PRICELESS

OH RICKY YOU SO FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILL they are SO............CUTE!........But I'd still pull hair and dna em! You got to GOODA PROGRAM TO CHANCE IT!

Will,

Love the video. RW also sent me pics of the boys. They are precious.



God Bless your new family,

Cyndi

You guys are absolutly gay! Tim and will get a room.... queers



I meant to say:

You guys are absolutly the best hay buyers. Tim and will do you have a HAY room....for your steers.

shasta...shasta...shasta. I think you should edit your last post (and many others).

Well said Scrape. No need for that at all.

Grandpa used to say you're judged by the friends you keep.... AND the friends you lose.

Yes I was thinking the same thing. Shasta you should be nice or not say anything at all!

Is that post still on there???

You guys are so so soooooooooo easily affended. They are frustrated as am I with the touchy feelings out there. I believe the original they started they everyone got so bent about was a joke ....as my last post! So if you were offended then I say who cares. Sick of the walking on egg shells. If someone on here states the truth...people get offended ....If you joke around on here people get offended. But I guess if you simply say I love man ...back and forth its alright. If a heated debate gets started let it run...tempers flare... Something to serious should never even be debated over a public forum.. Cowards seem to take that road....Oops did I offend anyone with that last Coward things?



I will repost if that will get everyones panties Unbond! I meant to say:

You guys are absolutly the best hay buyers. Tim and will do you have a HAY room....for your steers.





PS

I love you guys...... you are the best.......

Cody, don't worry about hurting MY feelings. I wasn't implying that feelings were being hurt. I GUARANTEE you, you didn't hurt anybodies feelings. Calling folks queers for "inside" humor is what I was hoping to stop. Since you don't know me from Adam, the "coward and egg shell" stuff will be overlooked. How about starting a post telling us about your deer? Where are you located? Are you in Pa.?

I was watching the olympics last nite (latenight) and saw this. They look familiar?

Thats a good one!!

After investigating I found this one also

Well Shasta wouldn't have offended anyone if you would have been politically correct and called us gay. Its the Q word that got ya. By the way I am not gay!!! Well there was that time with the two mexican midgets, but they were so small I didn't think that counted. Oh heck did I say Mexican. I am sorry, I meant people of Spanish decent. Oh heck did I say midget? I mean folks who are vertically challenged or little people. As far as the pictures!!!!!! Never let it be said Tim Condict and Willow Ainsworth won't go the extra mile for their country. By the way Willow slipped on a triple axel landing and droped us into the silver medal. Far as the luge(spelling), the course was fast and we were able to take home the gold. They said it was the great push I gave the driver on takeoff. Who is the Mr. Whitetail. Kinda arrogant sounding name to me.

Tim and Will in the "Double Luge" is the most visually troubling sport at the Olympics

C'mon, Shasta....let's have some fun with this. I deserve a knock for what I said too...but not 'till we run out of ammo on these two "whadoyacallems". You go for Will, I'll go for Tim. Or, you go for Tim...I'll go for Tim. then if Will ain't scared by all that we'll start on him next.