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Painted Meadows, I think you can use up your full 30 minutes that we have set aside for each consignor, to describe what a prolific breeder you are offering.
Thanks for the humor fellas! A good laugh can brighten everyones day!
If I were to enter a consignment it would be a wild natured doe that has been ill-influencing my herd. So if you have some tame does that are just too calm.... or maybe you haven't had your fence corners tested yet. If so then I have the doe for you! She's tagged green 13 to boot! Don't wait for a decent buck to test your fences. Get my doe and have peace of mind that someones farm is running smoother! (mine)
While we are speaking of the top bottom 30 I have been keeping an eye open for a doe that has a pedigree sheet that has seen fewer forks than a 5 year old spike! I'm bad at keeping good book work so an easy pedigree to remember would be great!
If I were to enter a consignment it would be a wild natured doe that has been ill-influencing my herd. So if you have some tame does that are just too calm.... or maybe you haven't had your fence corners tested yet. If so then I have the doe for you! She's tagged green 13 to boot! Don't wait for a decent buck to test your fences. Get my doe and have peace of mind that someones farm is running smoother! (mine)
While we are speaking of the top bottom 30 I have been keeping an eye open for a doe that has a pedigree sheet that has seen fewer forks than a 5 year old spike! I'm bad at keeping good book work so an easy pedigree to remember would be great!
Tim and James, I have the bottom 30, low seller. Her pedigree would be: a daughter of N/A and out of a double bred daughter of N/A. James, I know your all to fimiliar with this awesome loss. I mean cross. She is blind in one eye and can't see out of the other. Has frost bite ears and parrot mouth, no tail and last but not least foundered hooves. When i bought her they said she was the mother to a really small buck named..... Thance......(lol) but dna can't prove that. She has never fawned for me and usually she beats all the bucks up. Folks, don't let this gem of a waste of time go by without a chance at this total waste of time. Good bidding........
James, sorry I couldn't resist besides I talked to the guys who cond me and he is now saying something about she produced a "Missile". Of course, I can't prove that cause I'm sure that would get her kicked out for being a producer...
Thanks for the fun. Leave it to a couple of fellow Okies to start this.....
James, sorry I couldn't resist besides I talked to the guys who cond me and he is now saying something about she produced a "Missile". Of course, I can't prove that cause I'm sure that would get her kicked out for being a producer...
Thanks for the fun. Leave it to a couple of fellow Okies to start this.....
Ain't this a lot more fun than arguing. I have came up with one other category. Buck with largest testicles that is still sterile. Ya'll maybe I can post a pic of the testicle part.
Joined Apr 2009
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I guess marginal semen straws would be a thing of the past and instead of 1/4 or1/2cc we could buy a crazy straw full.
Tim and James - Since we are good friends I am SURE mine will make it in the sale. Please enter mine in the Blue Ribbon Bred Doe Category. Also mark it as an 'Absolute Sale', no matter how little she brings. I am hoping to set some auction records with this one.
With the economy the way it is, I decided to go ahead and consign the BEST off my farm: HIGHLIGHT - For those who want to take the season off of bottle feeding Here being offered is a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' a 14 year old bred doe. You can breed her to choice off David's farm (of whatever is available after hunting season back in the hunt area). She is true OK foundation top and bottom and isn't DNA'd but we can run it if you want. She has fawns every year around mid-May. We watch her close but she always has them in the midlle of the night. What is weird is everything on the farm is fine until she fawns and we wake up to her dead fawns as well as every other fawn on the farm dead. We've had about 11 years of no bottle feeding so we decided to give her up to the highest bidder. We've taken deposits for fawns every year and don't return them when there are no fawns to sell, it's at least a way to pay for some feed around here. Guess some of the other does have had problems with her in the past so she is pretty beat up but we will go ahead and gaurentee her live for about 50 feet up the alley when loading.
Tim and James- When the bidding gets up there enough could one of you two go ahead and announce the we will breed her back. And if someone cracks the bid one more time go ahead and announce we will breed her for life!
Oh, also go ahead and offer 1% down. Then 1% per year till she's paid for.
Help yourself!
PS- Maybe announce this after the sale is final. Really watch her around kids, we've had a couple of lawsuits filed after she knocked a few of 'em around a little.
With the economy the way it is, I decided to go ahead and consign the BEST off my farm: HIGHLIGHT - For those who want to take the season off of bottle feeding Here being offered is a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' a 14 year old bred doe. You can breed her to choice off David's farm (of whatever is available after hunting season back in the hunt area). She is true OK foundation top and bottom and isn't DNA'd but we can run it if you want. She has fawns every year around mid-May. We watch her close but she always has them in the midlle of the night. What is weird is everything on the farm is fine until she fawns and we wake up to her dead fawns as well as every other fawn on the farm dead. We've had about 11 years of no bottle feeding so we decided to give her up to the highest bidder. We've taken deposits for fawns every year and don't return them when there are no fawns to sell, it's at least a way to pay for some feed around here. Guess some of the other does have had problems with her in the past so she is pretty beat up but we will go ahead and gaurentee her live for about 50 feet up the alley when loading.
Tim and James- When the bidding gets up there enough could one of you two go ahead and announce the we will breed her back. And if someone cracks the bid one more time go ahead and announce we will breed her for life!
Oh, also go ahead and offer 1% down. Then 1% per year till she's paid for.
Help yourself!
PS- Maybe announce this after the sale is final. Really watch her around kids, we've had a couple of lawsuits filed after she knocked a few of 'em around a little.
Holly, let's make yours an online bid now. I'll open with $ 10.00. It's worth all the BS just for the live breeding.lmao Can we leave her at Davids? That would help me out alot if we could.......
Tim or James.... go ahead and announce to everyone we will leave her here, but just between you and I - she's got to go but I will tell Michael that after he wins the bid........
Joined May 2009
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Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Man, this is nuts.... since we got 'er this high already Tim and James- Go ahead and announce her gaurenteed live to the barn, but that's where I have to put my foot down. She slams that damn corner every time before the red room, I just can't chance it further than that.
Holly,
You are outa control. Just when I holler one thing to the crowd you go and change it. Now I cain't remember which guarantee I have to stand behind. Oh thats right we don't stand behind our guarantees. Is that why ya'll call it the redroom, where she bleeds!-------------Painted------------- You gonna have to enter that there white thing, a deeralope i think, In the Exotic Section.----------Dan-----------I know you photo shopped a picture of Kelly Powell for that buck photo. I think you better put wheels on that set.----------Everyone-------- Also we are adding the unbreedable doe extravaganza. We will hold this at the very end. There will be another traveling trophy for most years in a row being open. Also adding most scars on a deer category. Mangiest coat. Thinnest stool sample. Most worms in a single stool sample. Most expensive deer to upkeep with no return. Longest hoof competition. Doe that has chewed off the most fawn tails. Meanest crappy doe. Most worthless buck to ever **** someone. Longest lazy tongue. I am sure more catagories will develop. Thanks all for your posts. It has been very entertaining.
You are outa control. Just when I holler one thing to the crowd you go and change it. Now I cain't remember which guarantee I have to stand behind. Oh thats right we don't stand behind our guarantees. Is that why ya'll call it the redroom, where she bleeds!-------------Painted------------- You gonna have to enter that there white thing, a deeralope i think, In the Exotic Section.----------Dan-----------I know you photo shopped a picture of Kelly Powell for that buck photo. I think you better put wheels on that set.----------Everyone-------- Also we are adding the unbreedable doe extravaganza. We will hold this at the very end. There will be another traveling trophy for most years in a row being open. Also adding most scars on a deer category. Mangiest coat. Thinnest stool sample. Most worms in a single stool sample. Most expensive deer to upkeep with no return. Longest hoof competition. Doe that has chewed off the most fawn tails. Meanest crappy doe. Most worthless buck to ever **** someone. Longest lazy tongue. I am sure more catagories will develop. Thanks all for your posts. It has been very entertaining.
Hey guys you can add this one to the biggest balls on a breeder buck competition. We bought this one a long while back and he's just been hangin around for a awhile now. It's time to get him moved on so he can breed some does for someone cause from the looks of it he's yet to find a doe he's liked at my place. The best thing about this guy is that we renamed him "Hamburger" and he's one of the easiest deer I've ever had the pleasure of transporting.
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Burlington, West Virginia
Holly, I could probably go 20.00. You can skip the live breeding and just throw in a straw of Hardcore. Heck it can even be an empty straw since there are no guarantees. I just truly want to say " I own a straw from Hardcore." If my son Nick sees this he will want me to push it to 22.00, but i'll have to think on it. Thanks, Allen
Did I mention we are gonna have a deer fry supper at the auctions. Deer like that should come with their own wheelbarrow.
MAN Allen.... Just don't let the bidding get too far out of control. I am trying to set an auction record with the lowest priced animal sold here 
Oh, I messed up above. Instead of throwing in all the extras to get guys to buy my crap, I should be taking stuff away, so........... forget about the breedings - forget about the live gaurentee - forget about all the warnings on lawsuits and I want all my money today when the bidding is done
Oh, I messed up above. Instead of throwing in all the extras to get guys to buy my crap, I should be taking stuff away, so........... forget about the breedings - forget about the live gaurentee - forget about all the warnings on lawsuits and I want all my money today when the bidding is done 