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Ohio Sale

BC, you could sale that buck and keep 1% semen rights and still get 300 straws.



Holly, I will drop the bid on your doe to $7.78. I would like here turned out in the preserve, and I want to hunt her in your ranger. I want to chase her down and run over her.
 
Holly, is your doe bottle-raised? If not, she's in! She will be the last one in the fawn killin',fence bangin',older than dirt,uglier than sin, and unguaranteable catagory!
 
BC Buck Trout said:
Hey guys you can add this one to the biggest balls on a breeder buck competition. We bought this one a long while back and he's just been hangin around for a awhile now. It's time to get him moved on so he can breed some does for someone cause from the looks of it he's yet to find a doe he's liked at my place. The best thing about this guy is that we renamed him "Hamburger" and he's one of the easiest deer I've ever had the pleasure of transporting.



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Somehow, the song "big balls" from AC/DC comes to mind!!!







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James- I'm in, SWEET! She is NOT bottle-raised.



Reed- Now you're cookin' with gas here. That's just what I was talking about!



Bruce- Start-a-dropping the bid buddy. Not only does she snort at anything that moves but the little hunny of a doe stomps like a River Dancer and can leap as good as any I've seen. No fence smashing with this gem, she can clear any fence with ease, hell 10 footers are NOT even a challenge for her!



Help yourself boys!
 
I just want to know what she does when you through peanuts to her. Does she hit the fence or charge you? Both are great traits to have. If she does both then she is sold!!!
 
Richard - You are in luck.... She's got it all, I really mean that! As far as chargin' ya, like mentioned above, all you have to do is have the precense of children and she's all over it man. If I have to be totally honest (which I don't because this is Tim and Jame's new auction) she's got hooves as sharp as razors. This last episode proved that.... she ripped through flesh with those buggers better than any scalpel I've used.



Bruce - You bet, she keeps things hoppin' around the place, no doubt.



Holly privately thinking "Man, this is so cool..... if I could get this bid to around, ohhh a buck fifty or so, I'm walking away from the Bottom 30 in first place" What a feeling!!!
 
Bruce said:
When is this sale anyhow. I was hoping to get that worthless doe in with this years bottle feds to ruin them so I have a better chance of making next years sale.
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Now that funny right there... Already planning for a early head start on next year!! :D That was a good one, I'm still laughing!!
 
One more question. When you run her through the chute, does she jump from the tunnel and ball up in the hood, and when you drop the floor she comes out the slide doors and go running through the barn tearing everthing up, and knocking everthing over only to escape without a scratch?
 
Man o man, you sure can tell the deer farmers have most of their fawns weaned.... I hope the sale is named the OKIE DOKIE. What a fitting name that would be. Holly, I'm wanting to withdraw my bid for your doe. She seems to way to calm to fit what I'm wanting. Sorry for the false hope.....
 
Reed- If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you've been here all the times we've run her through. That's her to a 'T'.



Bruce- You got it all over me now. I hadn't even begun to plan for next year yet! You're gonna have all the categories covered just with my doe. Well, at least I will be able to credit myself for all of your future success.



I gotta take a break from this, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing:D
 
Whats sad is, The reason we have come up with all these ideas is................
 
Also is she the kind of doe that no matter how much drugs you give her she will not go down. She just looks at you like she likes the drugs. That's the kinda deer that I am looking for. I don't want to be able to put mine to sleep. Just want to be able to run em down and tackle them to medicate them
 
Bruce,

There you go. See thats the problem you run into. Come up with a bad idea and start a bottom 30 and make it unsucessful and somebody wants to jump in and start a worse sale. I am adjusting my branch sales to be held in Afganistan, Ethiopia and Iran. All when the sandstorms are hitting and the drought is in full swing. I had considered North Dakota in winter after seeing Shawn Shafers article in the NADeFA magazine, but sure as the world a big warmup would hit and people would be able to travel to it. I thought I might include a picture of my breeder. His name is CJ and I apoligize for cutting the picture off where you can't see that his knees are about the size of those testicles on the other bucks. Of course he i about 13 or 14 years old. His antlers were blown sideways in a windstorm and he no longer can reproduce. However there are some bad quaitys about him. He did produce well in the past, and his father was a big name sire. Remember though he can't get er done anymore. You also have to keep him away from other bucks so he takes up a whole pen by himself. This is as good as it gets! Sell that buck!!!
 

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I think it would be safe to go ahead and dig a hole for him. Does his tongue always hang out like that. Looks like a shooter for the farm that had tags in the ear.
 
Well way to go Mike! That will probably push the price up. Are you trying to do me in and make my lot sell to high. Peoople will start talking about my deer was to good and should have never made the sale at all. Maybe I can off set it by telling you all. Yes his tongue hangs out all the time and he broke his jaw when he was 2. Thats where he got the name CJ, for crooked jaw. He really is a ledgend and I have had him in retirement for 4 or 5 years, but he is bottle raised and he might kill some neighbor or something, if that helps.
 

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